Things I learned at the Under The Hill Saloon last night:

JD the bartender.

1) This is probably the closest I'll ever get to a real leprecaun, JD the bartender. Accents so different that we couldn't understand each other.
2) Those steel buoys that guide us on the river cost only $200 each. The Coast Guards main job is recovering all the strays that disconnect when the water rises.
3) I should have bought a D harp instead of an A harp. According to the bar singer who thought I looked like a fellow musician.
4) The story of the Bowie knife starts at Under The Hill, and ends at the Alamo.